and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine



if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

  • 1:

    Summarize your favorite song in a few sentences and why it’s your favorite

  • 2:

    Do you believe history repeats itself?

  • 3:

    If you could see just one thing in your future, what would you look at?

  • 4:

    Would you rather spend the rest of your life regretting something you did or regretting that you didn’t do it?

  • 5:

    Have you ever given up on something important to you?

  • 6:

    When was the last time you were dramatically relieved?

  • 7:

    Describe an inanimate object that is significant to you personally.

  • 8:

    Do you have a hard time forgiving?

  • 9:

    Describe 5 important traits you would look for significant other.

  • 10:

    How do you try to live your life?

  • 11:

    Do you search for the best in people or look at them more realistically?

  • 12:

    What gets you through a rough day?(someone, a hobby, music,etc.)

  • 13:

    Be loved by another and not love them in return? Or love another and not be loved by them in return?

  • 14:

    How do you think is the best way to achieve happiness?

  • 15:

    Are you worried currently? In regards to what?

  • 16:

    What pushes you to be better?

  • 17:

    What is your biggest goal or dream currently? How Are you working to achieve it?

  • 18:

    What is your biggest passion?

  • 19:

    Something or someone you couldn’t live without?

  • 20:

    Does the future scare you?

  • 21:

    Does the past haunt you?

  • 22:

    Would you break someone’s trust if it ended up greatly helping them in the long run?

  • 23:

    Do you believe in love?

  • 24:

    Is there someone you desire currently?

  • 25:

    If you were to run away where would you go?

  • 26:

    What surroundings make you feel best (setting, weather, clothes)

  • 27:

    Where or when is your “happy place”?

  • 28. If you could change yourself anyway, would you? How so?

  • 29:

    What is something out of your control that makes you upset?

  • 30:

    Do you put other people’s happiness before your own?

  • 31:

    Do you trust easily?

  • 32:

    What’s your favorite day dream?

  • 33:

    Do you like the person that you are?

  • 34:

    Do you honestly and truly hate anyone?

  • 35:

    Currently, are you overall happy?

  • 36. Any question you'd like to ask!






u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

Yo shoutout to @themanwhowarns

1. who would you want to play you in the movie adaptation of your life? (lol)

Probably Seth Rogen!

2. do you prefer hot or cold weather?

Depends. When it’s hot, I want it to be cold, and when it’s cold, I want it to be hot. I’m hot, then I’m cold. I’m yes, and I’m no. I’m in and I’m out, I’m up and I’m down.

3. who do you think was the driving force behind the bush administration? cheney? rove? his father?

I think we all know that it was Al Gore, the rectal thermometer of the world

4. star wars or star trek?

Star Wars, baby

5. what is your favorite fruit?

Clay Aiken….nah just kidding I like mangoes

6. how do you take your coffee?

Black, like my women. Nah, just joshing I’ll take a regular

7. what is your favorite meal of the day?

Yo talk about dat lunch tho

8. which teacher has had the greatest influence on you? how?

Probably every math teacher I’ve ever had because they always pull strings for me when I’m failing so they’ve influenced me in a sense that I wouldn’t be a senior if it wasn’t for them

9. do you recycle?

I do yo

10. pope francis or pope john paul ii?

PJP2 yoooo

11. if you could be friends with any celebrity, who would you choose?

Oh fuck I’d be hella close with Seth Rogen

I’m not gonna tag anybody tho sorry


when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

there were no tunnels, no light, no angels. nothing.

"The call of death, is the call of love."

"The call of death, is the call of love."