drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

  • jesus:

    i have the answer to all of humanities questions

  • me:

    what does cr1tikal look like

katyuna:

radcoolswag:

fvesauce:

sushinfood:

I LAUGHED SO HARD I CRIED

THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT OMFG

BUT THE MOM WHO DRAGS HER CHILDREN AWAY IN THE BACKGROUND OMG

WHY IS THE KID IN THE BACKGROUND SLAPPING MEAT AGAINST HIS HEAD THO???

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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  • 1. Most awkward moment you've ever laughed at?

  • 2. What colour is your toothbrush?

  • 3. Something/someone you don't like that everyone else does?

  • 4. Opinion on Justin Bieber?

  • 5. Brownie or cookie?

  • 6. Favourite subject in school?

  • 7. Would you change your eye colour if you could?

  • 8. Do you like to read?

  • 9. What piece of advice would you give to a large group of people?

  • 10. Would you rather have someone look through your camera roll or your messages?

  • 11. Do you have a particular side of the bed that you sleep on?

  • 12. Is there any song that can make you cry? If so, what is it?

  • 13. Do you like weddings?

  • 14. Least favourite pizza topping?

  • 15. What's the nicest compliment you've ever received?

  • 16. One word that you always spell wrong?

  • 17. Do you know who Millard Fillmore is?

  • 18. If you could change your name, would you? To what?

  • 19. Do you like the sound of birds singing?

  • 20. What time is it right now where you are?

  • 21. Would you rather know how you will die or when?

  • 22. What's your favourite word?

  • 23. How many languages can you speak?

  • 24. How did you come up with your URL?

  • 25. What's the scariest situation you've ever found yourself in?

  • 26. What's your biggest regret?

  • 27. What's the nicest thing you've ever done for someone?

  • 28. What's the biggest problem in society today?

  • 29. Do you have an alarm? What time is it set for?

  • 30. A movie that doesn't have a sequel that needs one?

  • 31. What's your favourite poem?

  • 32. Do you believe in 11:

    11 wishes?

  • 33. Do you like Disney movies?

  • 34. Do you like popcorn with chocolate in it?

  • 35. What is your ultimate feelgood song?

  • 36. Do you like to dance?

  • 37. What is your idea of a terrible night?

  • 38. Which of the seven dwarves most resembles your personality?

  • 39. Scariest thing you've ever seen on the internet?

  • 40. Do you consider viners and members of Magcon to be celebrities/famous?

  • 41. Opinion of Nutella?

  • 42. How many of the following do you have an account on; Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Tumblr, Pinterest, Vine?

  • 43. Do you watch youtubers? ?If yes, how many of the following do you watch; Zoella, Marcus Butler, Alfie Deyes (PointlessBlog), Jim Chapman, Tanya Burr, Joey Graceffa, Caspar Lee, Joe Sugg (ThatcherJoe), Tyler Oakley, Troye Sivan, PewDiePie, Vitaly, CTFxC, Prank vs Prank, Grace Helbig?

  • 44. Describe yourself in one word?

  • 45. What is your favourite gif?

  • 46. Pronounced jif or gif?

  • 47. A celebrity that was extremely attractive when s/he was younger? (Doesn't matter if s/he still is)

  • 48. Favourite blog on Tumblr?

  • 49. Least favourite fandom?

  • 50. Do you watch any of the following; Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Mad Men, Grey's Anatomy, Criminal Minds?

  • 51. How are you feeling right now?

  • 52. Favourite fandom?

  • 53. Something/someone everyone else doesn't like but you do?

  • 54. Did you watch the London 2012 Olympics?

  • 55. Do you know what Larry Stylinson is?

  • 56. One TV show that is overhyped?

  • 57. Do you have a favourite parent?

  • 58. Do you believe in a god or higher power of any sort?

  • 59. Do you believe in an afterlife of any sort?

  • 60. Tell a story?

  • 61. What do you consider to be your greatest achievement in life?

  • 62. What's your favourite form of exercise?

  • 63. Opinion of One Direction (and/or individual members)?

  • 64. Best concert you've ever been to?

  • 65. Weirdest food you've ever eaten?

  • 66. Favourite book?

  • 67. Worst insult you've ever given to someone?

  • 68. Are you good at remembering birthdays?

  • 69. Do you have a dirty mind? (Yes that was intentional)

  • 70. Favourite physical feature?

  • 71. Please type out a rant of something you feel strongly about?

  • 72. Most inspiring quote you've ever heard?

  • 73. Opinion of Frozen?

  • 74. What tags do you track?

  • 75. Have you ever done anything illegal?

  • 76. Do you cry easily?

  • 77. What annoys you most about your best friend?

  • 78. Can you count on one hand how many people you really trust?

  • 79. Stance on abortion?

  • 80. Do you like yourself?

  • 81. Favourite place to visit?

  • 82. Play any instruments?

  • 83. Opinion of Titanic (the movie)?

  • 84. Are you a neat freak?

  • 85. Are you a good friend?

  • 86. Do you lie to yourself a lot?

  • 87. Do you like baking?

  • 88. What's your favourite pet name to be called?

  • 89. How many siblings do you have?

  • 90. Name three things that are very important to you?

  • 91. Do you regret starting to answer these questions?

  • 92. Opinion on Miley Cyrus?

  • 93. Do you like children?

  • 94. On a scale of 1-10, how tired are you right now?

  • 95. Describe three interesting things about your room?

  • 96. Do you believe in love at first sight?

  • 97. Did you watch the Oscars this year?

  • 98. How do you like to eat pancakes?

  • 99. Do you make playlists or press shuffle?

  • 100. What is one thing you learned today?

GTA V coming to Xbox One & PS4 on November 18th

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE

xxcactusdudexx:

you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover